What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
15.06.2025 00:08

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
{RING} {RING}
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
What are some reasons why men may not want to date a woman who can pay her own bills?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Why is my older sister so mean to me as if I was her enemy?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
HELLO
Sure no problem officer.
How do you confront your own family for not inviting you or leaving you out of things?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
After a few moments he returns.
Yes sir it is.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.